As a result of Oliver Burkeman's plug, I am sure that literally dozens of you will be discovering this page for the first time.
These are the essays about Political Correctness and Christmas referenced in G2:
On the Origin of the BCs
Administering Corporal Punishment To a Metabollically Challenged Quadruped....
More recently, I've been writing about The Chronicles of Narnia, but you'd probably better not tell Polly Toynbee.
Lipstick on My Scholar
See You Later Allegorist
To the best of my knowledge, I have never owned a pair of sandals and I do not like museli. However I opposed the war on the Iraq, voted Liberal at the last election, and think that we should be much nicer to psychotic serial killers. I am some sort of Socialist and some sort of Christian. (Best not tell Polly that, either.) I have never, ever, been to see a Star Wars movie.
If you can stand a prolonged exposure to this kind of thing, there's more of my writing on www.aslan.demon.co.uk