Thursday, November 02, 2006

Best. Daily Express. Headline. Ever!


5 comments:

Phil Masters said...

Yeah, noticed that one in the newsagents myself.

I really Do Not Get the Express. I mean, something like the Sun is indeed a vile sexist right-wing rag, but I can imagine certain types of people reading it for amusement, to have their prejudices confirmed, and to go "phwoah" at the boobies. Not very admirable, but within the standard range of human response.

The Express, on the other hand, seems determined to find tiny things to get upset about, and then gets screamingly upset about them. Even looking at the front pages in the shop is like bumping into a seriously disturbed hysteric in the street. Not something that I can imagine even another screaming hysteric paying money for.

The Great Tartovski said...

Famous person puts clothes on top of other clothes shocker!!

Though surely "wearing your poppy with pride" should really only be made a fuss of on 11/11 anyway?

Though I'm sure on that day they can find somewhere that has banned it. Probably by some foreign looking types who have let political correctness go mad!

Patrick H said...

>>Even looking at the front pages in the shop is like bumping into a seriously disturbed hysteric in the street.

Hee hee.

Two words, tho: Richard Desmond. He is a wealthy nutcase.

Patrick H

craig said...

Don't forget the "Big Freeze" scare story. Now, if they'd just mentioned the fact that she married into a German immigrant family and how much their property was worth, it would have been a full house. Someone has earned their bonus today.

John M. said...

Why on earth do those of you from "The Mother Country" read this stuff? Sheez, go start a company or build missiles or slaughter some native population for gosh' sakes. Something productive.