If she is guilty, can we have a refund from the Madeline fund?
Memo to self: Never go to Portugal, regardless of how nice the naturist magazines make it look.
I enjoyed this one. Don't you love the 'they were going on holiday and took a bible? Weirdos' subtext.
Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson has put forward £100,000 to help kick start a legal fund to clear Kate and Gerry McCann.