The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

Ernie: Tonight, I shall perform Singin' in the Rain. Eric:   Ah. Gene Kelly did that very well. Ernie:  Yes. But I shall do it just ...

The Comedian is alive and well and living in a parallel universe. He tries to kill Ozymandias while Ozymandias is talking to Lex Luther...

....Richard Smith is looking forward to the Colston Hall name change - how about Hally McHallface or Star Bucks [sic]. And would you like Br...

I am getting totally fed up with the non-Bristolians of lower Clifton etc imposing their views on true Bristolians over historical events ...

I have done my very best to like the Doctor Who Christmas Special. I truly have. But it won’t do. I’m sorry. It just won’t do. * In the 1...

Cryptic Epigram There’s a place Where I can go When I feel low When I feel blue And it’s my mind And there’s no time When I’m alon...

Let us pause in life’s pleasures and take a look at what Toby Young actually said. The prosecution alleges that Toby Young described ...