The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

Really quite good fun. Bugger all to do with Doctor Who , though. (more follows)

1st Shepherd: Hayll, kyng I the call! Hayll, most of myght! Hayll, worthyst of all! Hayll, duke! Hayll, knight! Of greatt and small thou at ...

The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me. 'I suppose they tried to kill John,' says Yoko Ono in the last moments of...

Andrew, I've noticed that in the last few months you seem to have increasingly devoted your weblog to the sillier rantings of your coun...

I'm really, really sorry about this, but I think I may have caught the Daily Mail telling the truth. I've done an extensive survey ...

"I've had enough of watching scenes of schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnas."

NOTE 1: On "Question Time" this week, man-in-the-beige-shirt explained that global warming may by caused by the imminent onset of ...

The 'Cancel Christmas' story in the December 6th Sun is a masterpiece of the genre. L ike an expert conjurer, it tells no direct ...

In the comment section attached to 'Christmas Doesn't Come Early...' we were talking about fictional characters, and whether an...

Throughout history, you Thals have always been known as one of the most peace-loving peoples in the galaxy. When you get back to Skaro, you...

But meat commendeth us not to God: for neither, if we eat, are we the better; neither, if we eat not, are we the worse. St Paul Whatso...