The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

I: In Which Everybody Eats Their Hats And then we smashed up everything, and this was the funniest part we smashed so...

"And they made good laws and kept the peace and saved good trees from being unnecessarily cut down, and liberated young dwarfs and youn...

This is a piece I wrote in 2011 about a Tory MP who wanted to strangle people but was unable to construct a coherent sentence on the subject...

This is an insurmountable opportunity. Anon I had intended you to be The next Prime Minister but three The stocks were sold, the pres...

containing cryptic clues about how Andrew may be voting

Lines Composed Shortly Before Reviewing The Force Awakens trailer I quite bring myself to press "play". Because.....

I have heard Bob Dylan perform on four occasions now. Every time there has been ecstatic applause and standing ovations. And ev...

The Fantastic Four trailer didn't make me nearly as angry as the Superman trailer. It doesn't seem to have been put together by som...

I cannot say how much I hated this trailer. I do not understand how dearly beloved characters — or, as I suppose we must learn to say, ...

I do not especially like comic books, and never have. I have always liked superheroes, and still do. I am pretty sure this makes me ...

“I'm really very sorry for you all, but it's an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.” -- The Mik...