The Life And Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

1: In the beginning.... The Devil I will leave strictly alone. The association between him and me in the public mind has already gone...

Or "How Journalism Works." "Lewis himself loved "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" when he saw the Disney cartoon in...

(Read this quickly before someone tells them that 'owning a letter' and 'owning the right to publish that letter' aren't...

Interviewer: Why do you think they are so upset about moving the font? Father James: Because that's where it's been. That's wher...

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"That's all right. It's in every contract. It's what they call a sanity clause."   This week, the Mail and the Expre...

....from the "Scottish Heritage" website. EVERY nation needs a symbol to express its identity. Out of Scotland's history three...

Eric: When I was growing up, the children's TV show " Vision On" was interpreted in sign-language for the benefit of the &quo...

They've started called lunatic asylums "care homes". It's madness gones politically correct, I tell you. On Friday, the Da...

On the basis of "Question Time", Cameron is an every bigger, smugger git than Blair, whose manerisms he imitates so much its spook...

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Pope wet, water Catholic, etc.

Pleased to meet you, Reverend, your cousin is insane

I don't always trust everything Tony Blair says; I sometimes suspect the Archbishop of Canterbury may be a bit on the liberal side; Bob ...

Saturday, 10 AM "I shall need a dinner jacket," thought Andrew to himself. "I shall hop on a Bus to glamorous Macclesfield, p...