Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Please set your PDF reader to View / Page Display / Two Up & View / Page Display / Show Cover Page During Two Up.
Or, for the complete 1980s fanzine experience, print it out, cho0sing Print Scaling / Booklet Printing, fold down middle, and staple with inadequate staple gun.
Friday, August 07, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Note to Headline Writers
Next time the world's greatest poet becomes involved in a dispute with his neighbours over the construction of an outisde chemical latrine on his estate, here are two dozen headlines to use in preference to Blowin' in the Wind
Gonna change my way of stinking.
House of the rising pong.
This land is not your land
You're gonna make me litigious when you go
See that my cistern is kept clean.
Buckets of disinfectant
All along the wash towel
Idiot wind
I can't wait
If you gotta go, go now.
Where have you been, my blue eyed son?
Sooner or later one of us must go
Most likely you'll go your way and I'll go mine
Knock, knock, knockin' on the bathroom door
One more cup of coffee was probably a mistake
Ballad in plain pee
Man of pees
Wee shall be released
The gates are weed on
Subterranean homesick poos
Outlaw poos
Tangled up in poo
Freight train poos
Tombstone poos
Just like Tom Thumb's poos.
If not for poo
Floater
Shit of love
Defecation Row
Gonna change my way of stinking.
House of the rising pong.
This land is not your land
You're gonna make me litigious when you go
See that my cistern is kept clean.
Buckets of disinfectant
All along the wash towel
Idiot wind
I can't wait
If you gotta go, go now.
Where have you been, my blue eyed son?
Sooner or later one of us must go
Most likely you'll go your way and I'll go mine
Knock, knock, knockin' on the bathroom door
One more cup of coffee was probably a mistake
Ballad in plain pee
Man of pees
Wee shall be released
The gates are weed on
Subterranean homesick poos
Outlaw poos
Tangled up in poo
Freight train poos
Tombstone poos
Just like Tom Thumb's poos.
If not for poo
Floater
Shit of love
Defecation Row
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