The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

I piss on the evil of that film. He's raped my childhood Anonymous Star Wars fan . There is a theory, held by some ancient Greeks a...

So: the 2009 season of Torchwood will have only 5 episodes, and RTD gets an OBE. If he'd canceled it altogether, would he have got a kni...

I am resigning from the opposition because I oppose the policy of the government. Er...I haven't thought this through properly, have I?

Been trying to think of some witty and ironic comment to make about this. But words really, really fail me.

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In the unlikely event that anyone cares, these are the clips of my gig review slot on Sophie's Radio Bristol Show . Sandi Thom Chambao V...

It's stuff like this that gets geeks a bad name.

"Silence in the Library" was a nice episode of Doctor Who . I enjoyed it very much indeed. *********************************...

"The man who resurrected the nation's favorite timelord (sic) , reinvented him and bequeathed him to future generations of slightly...

A strange, disconnected world in which vaguely camp characters, indistinguishable and without backstories, come in and go off without being...

And the award for "Silliest episode of Doctor Who excluding those in which the villain is made of Liquorice Allsorts" goes to......

This Saturday's 6.45 slot was given over to a publicity video for a proposed new sci-fi series Jenny: Defender of the Universe . ...

Modified rapture!

Militaristic aliens in flying saucers invading earth using a plan that's five times more complicated that it needs to be; the Doctor a...

-- Girl reporter thrown out of sinister stately home. Ah. Seems we've come in in the middle of episode 2. Again. -- Boy genius. Haven...

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There is a vicious and unfounded rumour going around that I don't like new Doctor Who . In order to counter this libel, I shall conc...

"We should beware of understanding this distinction of levels as though on one side there were an easily satisfied reader, only interes...