The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

Jazz@FutureInns Bristol 19 May I suppose you are are expecting me to say something interesting or clever about this weeks performers. Well, ...

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The world's second greatest apology...

O.K, own up: which one of you googled "Andrew Rilstone moral sicko."?

Habemus Papam!

And let's be clear -- when the Blue Nasties start cutting schools, libraries, swimming pools, re-installing Discipline into schools, exo...

Do we nearly have a government yet?

Royal Festival Hall, London May 2 "I've lost Saint George in the Union Jack / It's my flag, Nick, and I want it back..." S...

"I don't want to go...."

OK. I am quite happy with Klegg saying that he will sign a pact with anyone, up to and including Mephistopheles, provided the offer voting r...

So, basically, Klegg says he will prop up the Cameron and continue to "argue for" fairness. Can he really be saying that he'll...

Sure, most of what's wrong with England today can be blamed on Rupert Murdoch, and sure, the Sun is an odious little rag, and everything...

How democracy works. 64% of those who bothered to vote didn't vote for the Blue Party. This is an overwhelming mandate for the Blue Part...

Man in the Nasty Express comments section goes to the heart of the issue : "Brown should not have been allowed to stand as prospective ...

John says it is now impossible for their not to be a hung parliament.

The Nasty Mail says that Cameron has earned the right to "rule" Britain. Does this qualify as treason against the crown, d'you...

Cameron: "I don't 'old with all this constitutional stuff. I'm unilaterally declaring that this is an electoral college and...

I wish I was a member of the Lib Dems so I could resign if Klegg hands power to the Tories.

What he said, only with fight scenes.

For them that must obey authority That they do not respect in any degree Who despise their jobs, their destinies Speak jealously of them ...

When someone says that they don't like Furriners coming over here, then I am inclined to think that they have a problem with Furriners ...

Jazz@FutureInns Bristol 24 April Woody Guthrie was Bob Dylan's last idol. For me he was more of an acquired taste. I picked up an album ...

In Episode 1, the Doctor lost his sonic screwdriver, but the TARDIS made him a new one, with a different design. But, but, but, in Silence i...

....please stand for the National Anthem: P.S Happy birthday birthday Will.