The Life And Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

not sulking just busy writing stuff I'm actually being paid for final sections follow next week, probably thursday if you haven'...

Fury at "Elves Only" Sex Education Lessons

or What goes around comes around or Ten Years Ago Today Jedi Master Am I Therefore Normal Rules of Grammar I Do Not Follow It st...

Marriage has a legal significance according to the British constitution. It has a spiritual significance according to the teaching of some...

Elves have, so far as we can tell, the same sexual organs as everybody else. Their clothes certainly cover up the same areas of the bodies. ...

There was once a young journalist. Each morning, as he set out for work, he worried: "What will I do if I get to the office and find ou...

The Jan 17 column about the Clifton murder becomes much more intelligible when approached from this angle. What could be more ridiculous t...

Or take Liz Jones' piece from Jan 22nd. It has all the hallmarks of a serious Daily Mail rant by a Phillips or a Littlejohn or a Hitc...

I think that I may have been "had" by Liz Jones. British newspapers fairly often print spoofs, and people fairly often get taken ...