Not A Scholar

Terrence Dicks used to say that the point of a Dalek was that it was pure evil with no redeeming features, but that you wished you could b...

But your anchor chain's a fetter, and with it you are tethered to the foam And I wouldn't trade your life for one day of home I...

This is going to be a very boring essay. The Crimson Horror scores a massive 95.42% on the Ril/Moff scale. It follows that I am not ...

Years ago, when I didn't know any better, I wrote, in the sense of planned out in my head, a Doctor Who story which might have been cal...

"This house is exactly what you would expect in a nightmare. Yes, we're in a world of dreams. Creaking doors, thunder and lightning...

Today I unveil a new metric for the testing of New Who episodes: the Ril-Moff scale. Every Doctor Who story gets a rating based on h...