The Life And Opinions of Andrew Rilstone
Friday, May 22, 2015
One Hundred Years Ago....
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Some time in the last millennium, just after t.c Blair had become Prime Minister, I wrote the following. It is worth re-reading, because abs...
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
So long, it's been good to know you... (3)
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III: Is Nick Clegg a shit? . Scenario 1: Five years ago, Nick Clegg decided that the Liberal party should go out in a blaze of...
So Long, It's Been Good To Know You (2)
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II: Note, for the edification of people in the United States and other non-cricket playing nations. In England, the liberal party is...
Saturday, May 16, 2015
So long, it's been good to know you...
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I: In Which Everybody Eats Their Hats And then we smashed up everything, and this was the funniest part we smashed so...
Thursday, May 14, 2015
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"And they made good laws and kept the peace and saved good trees from being unnecessarily cut down, and liberated young dwarfs and youn...
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
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This is a piece I wrote in 2011 about a Tory MP who wanted to strangle people but was unable to construct a coherent sentence on the subject...
Sunday, May 10, 2015
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This is an insurmountable opportunity. Anon I had intended you to be The next Prime Minister but three The stocks were sold, the pres...
Thursday, May 07, 2015
Top Ten Songs For Election Day
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containing cryptic clues about how Andrew may be voting
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
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Lines Composed Shortly Before Reviewing The Force Awakens trailer I quite bring myself to press "play". Because.....
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
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I have heard Bob Dylan perform on four occasions now. Every time there has been ecstatic applause and standing ovations. And ev...
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