The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

I think that I may have been "had" by Liz Jones. British newspapers fairly often print spoofs, and people fairly often get taken ...

Some people talk about "The F-Bomb". They say that when someone uses a particular Anglo Saxon word in their hearing, they feel as ...

Some time ago, I promised I would write something explaining why I found Liz Jones' Daily Mail column about the Clifton murder so offens...

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The moral of this song's/Not very long/You might want to write this down: Oh dear. Oh dear what a silly boy I am. Someone forwarded m...

"So, I came to the Pearly Gates.  "St. Peter checked in his Book, saw I was on the guest list, and let me through.  "And, w...

Those nice people at Lulu are doing a 25% off offer this week. You have to type HAPPYUK in the promotions code box on the checkout.  That ...

Jon Boden looks increasingly mad doesn't he. In a good way. I think you will find it's actually called New York GIRLS (Multiply t...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_two Folk Singer of the Year I think Jon Boden will get this, on the grounds that he's ...

so andrew why have you decided that you'd rather listen to folksingers than politicians or newspaper pundits or clergymen this is why ...

The example that keeps cropping up, and which proves that gay now runs the country and everyone else is an oppressed minority is the case of...

Dear Mel,  I don't want you to die. But I do want you to slip over on a banana skin, fall down, hurt your bottom really, really badly,...

American readers should probably be reminded at this point that the Daily Mail isn't a mere supermarket tabloid. It's the second bes...

What gay people, like Jewish people and disabled people and Christian people and Doctor Who fan people chiefly want is for everybody else to...

I mean, if you or I were briefed to take her side in a debate, any one of us  could construct a better argument than Mel "This house ...

I don't, personally, believe in magic. On the other hand, I am not 100% confident in my disbelief in magic. I could be quite tolerant o...

Sorry: I decided I really needed to write down why Melanie Phillips is so uniquely hateful. There is probably no need for you to read it, th...

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"In a priggish or self-righteous society Cleon [a tabloid journalist] would occupy the same social status as a prostitute. His social c...

Is publishing this shit even legal?   ...this is but the latest attempt to brainwash children with propaganda under the ­camouflage of ­e...

The reason that it's unfair to harp on about Lord Rothermere's relationship with the Furher is that the present day paper's atti...

Spent literally seconds trying to think of a witty reaction to this locally themed piece from The Paper That Supported Hitler. But since thi...

But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitude that they should ask Barabbas, and destroy Jesus. The governor answered and said ...