The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

My first reactions to Star Wars VII (at about 3.50 am last night) are available now, as a special extra for Patreon backers . An actual re...

Luke: How long til we get to the secret rebel base? Han: What, Yavin? Luke: Thanks. Mine's a pint.          Very Old Joke Close ...

It was in the last days of the second millennium. The gilt hadn’t quite rubbed off Tony Blair. The Dome hadn’t quite become a national j...

But the habit of various protestant sects of plastering the landscape with religious slogans about the Blood of the Lamb is a different mat...

Darth Vader is standing on the bridge of a Star Destroyer, looking out into space.  Boba Fett enters from behind. “I lost him” he sa...

This book is a work of fiction. I made it up. Neither novels nor their readers benefit from attempts to divine whether any facts hide insid...