The Life And Opinions of Andrew Rilstone
Friday, May 29, 2015
So Long It's Been Good To Known You (5)
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IX: "Values" In an interview on Newsnight, Keir Starmer (who has sensibly decided that he doesn't want to be the one resi...
Thursday, May 28, 2015
So Long It's Been Good To Know You (4)
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VIII: On Pizzas and Penguins Tony Blair has a special relationship with the English language. He wrote a short essay in the Guardia...
Friday, May 22, 2015
One Hundred Years Ago....
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Some time in the last millennium, just after t.c Blair had become Prime Minister, I wrote the following. It is worth re-reading, because abs...
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
So long, it's been good to know you... (3)
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III: Is Nick Clegg a shit? . Scenario 1: Five years ago, Nick Clegg decided that the Liberal party should go out in a blaze of...
So Long, It's Been Good To Know You (2)
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II: Note, for the edification of people in the United States and other non-cricket playing nations. In England, the liberal party is...
Saturday, May 16, 2015
So long, it's been good to know you...
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I: In Which Everybody Eats Their Hats And then we smashed up everything, and this was the funniest part we smashed so...
Thursday, May 14, 2015
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"And they made good laws and kept the peace and saved good trees from being unnecessarily cut down, and liberated young dwarfs and youn...
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
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This is a piece I wrote in 2011 about a Tory MP who wanted to strangle people but was unable to construct a coherent sentence on the subject...
Sunday, May 10, 2015
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This is an insurmountable opportunity. Anon I had intended you to be The next Prime Minister but three The stocks were sold, the pres...
Thursday, May 07, 2015
Top Ten Songs For Election Day
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containing cryptic clues about how Andrew may be voting
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
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Lines Composed Shortly Before Reviewing The Force Awakens trailer I quite bring myself to press "play". Because.....
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