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"Don't be mean with the beans, Mum. Beanz meanz Heinz." 1: Oh, adult human female who has procreated or adopted! Be more gener...

Dune 2 just works.  It's immersive in the way that the book is immersive; but it's a piece of cinematography, not a crib-sheet for t...

Book-Enjoyers Bingo Have you done any of these slightly amusing things in the context of a book?  If you can answer “maybe” to at least seve...

The Ribos Operation is not about the Graf. It is barely even about the Doctor. It's about two con-men, Garron and Unstoff. It begins wit...

Deadly Assassin debunked the Time Lords: the once god-like aliens are now silly old men with robing rooms and TV interviews and alarms that ...