The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

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"Don't be mean with the beans, Mum. Beanz meanz Heinz." 1: Oh, adult human female who has procreated or adopted! Be more gener...

Dune 2 just works.  It's immersive in the way that the book is immersive; but it's a piece of cinematography, not a crib-sheet for t...

Book-Enjoyers Bingo Have you done any of these slightly amusing things in the context of a book?  If you can answer “maybe” to at least seve...