What I Did Over The Weekend

Naturally, you all know the rules of "Eat Poop You Cat"?

"Picture Consequences" or "Chinese Whispers" for grown ups: player A writes down a phrase; player B illustrates it with a picture; player C tries to work out the phrase from player B's picture; player D illustrates player C's picture, and so on.

So a boringly successful round looks like this:

"Richard drank a lot of red wine"

"Richard got sick on wine".

However, when someone tried to introduce theology into the proceedings, things became more surreal:

"In the beginning, God created the world..."

"Biggles is on his way to destroy the world..."

And politics becomes positively profound:

"Clegg and Cameron formed a coalition that was doomed to failure..."

"The surgeons tried to separate the conjoined twins, but both died."

There was a point to this, but it has temporarily escaped your chroniclers mind.