The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

someone requested context.... There are people who believe Jesus turned water into wine. How do they hold down a job in the 21st centu...

On Monday, I placed two apples in the fruit bowl on my desk.  On Tuesday, I placed two more apples in the same fruit bowl on my desk. Wh...

My first reactions to Star Wars VII (at about 3.50 am last night) are available now, as a special extra for Patreon backers . An actual re...

Luke: How long til we get to the secret rebel base? Han: What, Yavin? Luke: Thanks. Mine's a pint.          Very Old Joke Close ...

It was in the last days of the second millennium. The gilt hadn’t quite rubbed off Tony Blair. The Dome hadn’t quite become a national j...

But the habit of various protestant sects of plastering the landscape with religious slogans about the Blood of the Lamb is a different mat...

Darth Vader is standing on the bridge of a Star Destroyer, looking out into space.  Boba Fett enters from behind. “I lost him” he sa...