The Life And Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

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John Abbot must be in his seventies by now. In his youth he reportedly played Snoopy on the Edinburgh Fringe. But for four weeks in 1977 we ...

WHERE IS HE THAT SAYS I PLAY THE VILLAIN? The Timeless Children is not so much a story as a cop-out.  There are fireworks. Th...

NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW IF I WAS RIGHT I remember the thrill when Earthshock first came out. Lots of science guys getting killed in a se...

Doctor Who was at it’s best when it was most like Doctor Who. Seeds of Doom is as much like Doctor Who as Doctor Who ever got The set ...

WE BELONG DEAD! Did it have to be Shelley? Everyone knows “my name is Ozymandias king of kings” but only English students know ...

The Nightmare of Somewhere or Other Aliens who feed on human nightmares. Well, that’s totally never been done before. Can You Hear? me i...

FORWARDS Brain of Morbius is a silly story. There. I have said it. There is a storm; there is some of the fakest fake lightening you h...