The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

I think that what absolutely clinches it for me is the way that Josh and Madge called their kid "Judas". Because, like, that name ...

Stephen Green, National Director of Christian Voice, commented.... 'It is undeniable that all those who set up paedophile groups in the ...

Guardian Schools Should Accomodate Muslim Needs State schools should avoid sex education classes and swimming lessons during Ramadan to cate...

Conclusion Stan Lee and Jack Kirby both have conveniently bad memories. People who knew Kirby say that he rarely knew precisely where he was...

"I suppose the head of F.R Leavis in a charger would be rather too costly?" C.S Lewis, on being asked if he would like Magdalene ...

The Silver Surfer was originally depicted as an alien being. He was a scout for Galactus, searching out planets that were fit for his master...

True purpose of internet discovered.

Estragon: It might be better if we parted. Vladimir: You always say that, and you always come crawling back. So: 24 hours after he le...

Yes.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -- Groucho. In the Olden Days private schools were all about Latin, Brit...

NORMAL GEEKERY WILL BE RESUMED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

They're selling postcards of the hanging.... Killing is easy. Third and fourth fingers on your palm, first and second sticking out, poin...

The Emperor Nero has expressed regret at the manner in which a Christian was eaten by lions. "I would have like Androcles to have been ...

“What’s that so black agin’ the sun?” said Files-on-Parade. “It’s Danny fightin’ ’ard for life”, the Colour-Sergeant said. “What’s that that...

Nothing in his life Became him like the leaving it; he died As one that had been studied in his death To throw away the dearest thing he owe...

My prime of youth is but a frost of cares, My feast of joy is but a dish of pain, My crop of corn is but a field of tares, And all my good i...

Private Eye Cover: Happy Noose Year

The morning wind began to moan, But still the night went on: Through its giant loom the web of gloom Crept till each thread was spun: And, a...