The Life And Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

Oh dear. I just thought that there was something rather cute about discovering Daily Mail readers unselfconsciously drooling about corp...

And so it goes on. A bread-shop in Birmingham has started calling their spicy anthropomorphic cookies 'ginger people'. Readers will ...

It may be time to retire from satire due to unfair competition, again. The news item is unremarkable, but the readers comments are utterl...

On Saturday October 8th, the Sun ran the headline HOUNDED OUT Hero soldiers' home wrecked by Muslims . The substance of the story wa...

The Sun is a disgusting little right-wing sexist New Labour rag, but it has to be said that How do you solve a problem like Korea? is a bl...

"You are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security;...

A shy young farmer is showing his girlfriend around the farm. He shows her the haystacks and the milking machine, and then they come to a f...

"I just finished my commentaries on the Gospel According to Mark a couple of weeks back and from my reading of the circumstantial evide...

As long as we speaking in the Vulgar Tongue, I have no problem in saying that Mr. Dave Sim is crazy, cracked, loony, potty, insane, several ...

Every time that people talk about "creating the characters," I always say I co-created them. I co-created Spider-Man with Steve D...

For those of us who have read A.N Wilson's mendacious biography of C.S Lewis or his goofy book on Jesus this is quite siimply the funni...

"The strong nuclear force and the weak nuclear force are irreconcilable, in my view. That’s the whole point of the debate. The weak n...

Words fail me.

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