The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

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Couldn't have said it better myself.

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In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labour. In this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; a...

I wish I was dead.... (or, if you are rather more clear-headed, that the Vogon had never been born.)

12th Aug: POLICE THINK MADELEINE IS DEAD 13th Aug MADELEINE : SHE IS ALIVE 14th Aug: MADELEINE : NEW BRITISH SUSPECT INSISTS "I AM IN...

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail better. I think it was Punch that said it first. Shortly after the posthumous public...

Ten in row.... Fri 3rd MADELEINE Sat 4th WE DID SEE MADELEINE Sun 5th MADELEINE: POLICE DIG FOR BODY Mon 6th MADELEINE Tue 7th MAD...

"I could invent a cure for cancer and the headline would read 'Misogynist Cartoonist Makes Lucky Scientific Guess" sub-head ...

"The whole spirit in which we enjoy a comic rogue depends on leaving out the consideration of the consequences which his character woul...