The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

Daily Mirror : MY LITTLE MIRACLE! Sun: THE LUCKIEST GIRL ALIVE! Guardian: LIQUID BOMB PLOT: THREE GUILTY OF MURDER CONSPIRACY . Telegraph...

Sunday Express Headline: Ban the Hood For Good. 

12th Aug: POLICE THINK MADELEINE IS DEAD 13th Aug MADELEINE : SHE IS ALIVE 14th Aug: MADELEINE : NEW BRITISH SUSPECT INSISTS "I AM IN...

Ten in row.... Fri 3rd MADELEINE Sat 4th WE DID SEE MADELEINE Sun 5th MADELEINE: POLICE DIG FOR BODY Mon 6th MADELEINE Tue 7th MAD...

Unless it is a very complex piece of foreshadowing for the next Doctor Who story but one, I suppose.

In 2008, the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox will fall on March 13th. This is quite early. It has been sugge...

"ASPIRIN CUTS RISK OF DYING BY 25% New research shows everyday pill really can work miracles A small daily dose of aspirin can reduce a...

"It is unfair that foriegners come to this country illegitimately and steal our benefits." Where did this quote come from? a: A le...

Andrew, I've noticed that in the last few months you seem to have increasingly devoted your weblog to the sillier rantings of your coun...

I'm really, really sorry about this, but I think I may have caught the Daily Mail telling the truth. I've done an extensive survey ...

NOTE 1: On "Question Time" this week, man-in-the-beige-shirt explained that global warming may by caused by the imminent onset of ...

The 'Cancel Christmas' story in the December 6th Sun is a masterpiece of the genre. L ike an expert conjurer, it tells no direct ...

But meat commendeth us not to God: for neither, if we eat, are we the better; neither, if we eat not, are we the worse. St Paul Whatso...

Sacha Cohen has been promoting his new movie by giving in-character interviews in his Borat persona. Some of these have been very funny. ( E...

This year's first 'political correctness brigade bans Christmas' story is pretty feeble even by the standards of the World's...