The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

Labeling buses as "atheist" is even worse than bus-abuse.

The idea of a triple decker bus needs to be demytholgized.

Typical, you wait ages for a deity and then three-in-one come at once.

There's probably no God. But there's definitely no bus.

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And when they bore me overmuch, I will not shake mine ears, Recalling many thousand such whom I have bored to tears. And when they labour to...

...and when Bagpuss goes to sleep... RIP Oliver Postgate

Typical. You wait 450 years for a black man to be appointed to an important position, and then three come along all at once.

I was walking home the other day, and a total stranger came up to me and asked if I ever had a the kind of day which just makes me what to g...

A man dropping out of a talent show is not sensational.

I've been in London. The Tube is festooned with ten foot high photographs of 200 year old stuffed mocking birds, with some reasonably cl...

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A policy of appeasement towards the Daily Mail will not work. The Daily Mail is not objecting to one particularly ill-judged radio broadca...

Bad Things happen. Bad Things have always happened. Very probably, Bad Things are going to carry on happening. Bad Things are not the result...

The Boston Tea Party has a very small supply of that special coffee that's harvested from cat-poo; its suppliers sold it to them at cost...

"It is emphasized that the "ship" may transport the four characters backwards or forwards, sideways into lesser or greater di...

It would also be interesting to teach more than one theory of creation. The dominant one in this culture happens to be the Jewish creation m...

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