The Life and Opinions of Andrew Rilstone

Next time the world's greatest poet becomes involved in a dispute with his neighbours over the construction of an outisde chemical latri...

This is all becoming excessively negative.

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John Lennon - The Life by Philip Norman Woman, I know you understand The little child inside the man... The first paragraph of Phil...

you are...YES you are...YES you are..."Your call is important to us".. you are YES...you are YES...you are YES...you are YES......

Little boys have willies. Little boys with willies sometimes get erections. Little boys with erections will sometimes feel like having sex...

Even if it were true that the Russian Orthodox Church, the Trinitarian Bible Society and a previously unknown group called "The Christ...

For those who are interested, the archive of my old webpage is now at http://www.rilstone-beta.talktalk.net/Archive/ Should anyone want to l...

Oh no it isn't. If Colin Baker is singing “Let's Do The Time Warp Again” (*), in green make-up, accompanied by a large amount of...

So, is it strictly necessary for me to emigrate before I can apply to become an American?

Oh dear.

New edition of Church of England communion rite to read: "Christ has probably died! Christ is probably risen! Christ will probably come...

Now relax and enjoy your life. Unless what you enjoy is fairy tales, Harry Potter, or the X-Files, which may make your head explode or lead ...

The argument about god goes round and round Round and round Round and round The argument about god goes round and round All Day Long The bis...

Labeling buses as "atheist" is even worse than bus-abuse.

The idea of a triple decker bus needs to be demytholgized.

Typical, you wait ages for a deity and then three-in-one come at once.

There's probably no God. But there's definitely no bus.

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And when they bore me overmuch, I will not shake mine ears, Recalling many thousand such whom I have bored to tears. And when they labour to...

...and when Bagpuss goes to sleep... RIP Oliver Postgate

Typical. You wait 450 years for a black man to be appointed to an important position, and then three come along all at once.

I was walking home the other day, and a total stranger came up to me and asked if I ever had a the kind of day which just makes me what to g...

A man dropping out of a talent show is not sensational.

I've been in London. The Tube is festooned with ten foot high photographs of 200 year old stuffed mocking birds, with some reasonably cl...

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A policy of appeasement towards the Daily Mail will not work. The Daily Mail is not objecting to one particularly ill-judged radio broadca...