In the grand canyon at sundown...

So, is it strictly necessary for me to emigrate before I can apply to become an American?

Oh dear.

New edition of Church of England communion rite to read: "Christ has probably died! Christ is probably risen! Christ will probably come again!"

Now relax and enjoy your life.

Unless what you enjoy is fairy tales, Harry Potter, or the X-Files, which may make your head explode or lead to dancing.