Tuesday, July 27, 2010

TEENAGER (armed with MP3 phone): What do you fink of this song?

ME: Oooo, if it isn't Bob Dylan, I probably wont like it.

TEENAGER: Bob who?

ME: Oh, come on, you must have heard of Bob Dylan...

TEENAGER: Is he from the 80s?

ME: A bit before that, actually.

TEENAGER: Before the 80s....!!?? But you can't be that old!


Sam Dodsworth said...

Wait a minute... I know for a fact that you like Wagner. Just how old are you?

Eric Spratling said...

This happened to a friend of mine with his young niece.

HIM: Paul Newman just died.
NIECE: Who's Paul Newman?
HIM: He was like the Brad Pitt of his time.
NIECE: Who's Brad Pitt?
HIM: ... he was like the Shia LeBeouf of his time.
NIECE: Ooooooh....