The following quotations are widely disseminated on the interwebs.
Some of them are attributed to the Cambridge Professor of Medieval and Renaiscance Literature, where some of them are attributed to a Bear of Very Little Brain.
Can you spot which are which?
And for extra points, can you work out their actual sources?
"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream."
"You're braver than you believe, and stronger then you seem, and smarter than you think."
"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them."
"Life is too deep for words, so don't try to describe it, just live it."
"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed."
"Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem."
"Resolutions are real things. They are things that, when you make them, you hope they will make you a better person in the future"
"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different."
"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"We are what we believe we are."
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard!"
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why we call it the present."
"Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours."