Ernie: Yes, but I'm going to do it
just that little bit better.
I
We sit in your front room, which looks
like the bedroom of a very rich 14 year old.
We move the pile of this months 52 DC comics (cost:
roughly what the government says a single person needs to live on for three weeks); brush the dust of our latest box of Dalek action figures (cost: two weeks child benefit) ; pause disc 27 of our complete
Battlestar Gallactica boxed set and say "Oh, you aren't getting
worked up about some comic book are you? The original graphic
novel will always be there, and anyone who is friendly with
psychopaths can find it. You don't even have to read the new thing if
you don't want to. It really doesn't matter."
We are, to a man, the same people who said George Lucas Raped Our Inner Children when he made a small change to the screen play of Star Wars and that only a genius like like Peter Jackson could have taken
such a boring book and turned it into the single
greatest masterpiece since John Logi Baird invented the cinema.
If Geek B says something which Geek A
doesn't agree with, then Geek A's first resort is always to say that
Geek B is geekier than he is. You think Phantom Menace was a good
movie, and I think that it was a travesty, but you are the sort of
person who cares about Star Wars so I'm certainly not going to pay
any attention to YOU.
We are also the ones who read bad reviews of good movies and say "What right have YOU got to say
if a movie is good or bad, having never made a movie yourself?
Critics are just embittered frustrated writers! No movie is good or bad there's only what you just happen to like and anyway you are only pretending that you enjoyed the Artist because you don't want to admit you wasted two hours watch a terrible film if you were an honest-to-god all right joe you'd watching Twilight with me wobbly sets wobbly sets wobbly sets."
Goo goo g'joob. Goo goo g'joob.
II
I am dimly aware that, in the 1970s, some corporate House-Roys tried to write Kirbyless continuations of the New Gods. One of them was called "The Return of the New Gods", which was a pretty good signal to stay away. They might as well have called it "The New Adventures of the New Gods" or "The New Gods Babies." I think I may even own a couple of 1980s issues by people who should have known better and John Byrne.
They are irrelevant.
The Fourth World is, for better or or worse, and very often for worse, what it is, Hunger Dogs and all. Jim Stalin can pretend that Darksied died, if he wants to. It has precisely the same impact as if I were sitting in a pub and said "Fnaar, fnaar, what if the Green Goblin had a WILLY? Fnaar, fnaar, what if he fucked Gwen Stacy behind Spider-Man's back." It's not part of the comic. It's just something I said when I was drunk. It doesn't become part of the comic even if Marvel inexplicably hire me (say on the basis of some incoherent Star Trek rip-off I worked on twenty years ago) and write "Stan Lee presents" on the front of my sad little wank fantasy.
I haven't read Sins Past. For all I know it is quite good.
Actually, the Fourth World is a pretty bad example, because the original is so definitively enormous that it makes everything that has been pinned on to it after the fact look pitifully small and insignificant. I can paint a man's willy on my poster of the Mona Lisa if I want to: the Mona Lisa is still the Mona Lisa and I am still a pathetic little child who paints willies on posters. It doesn't become a witty subversion of male sexuality just because I scrawled it on a famous painting. Even if I am quite a good painter and it's quite a good painting of a man's willy.
And please, please don't say "It doesn't matter that he painted it on the Mona Lisa. He could have painted it somewhere else. Consider the willy on its own merits." It does, he didn't, and you can't
Superman would have been a better example. Everyone has long since forgotten Man of Steel, and I seem to remember that Man of Steel was quite a good comic, provided you pretended that it didn't have anything to do with Superman. If New Gods is a vast adamantine monolith which repels every attempt to paint graffiti on it, which admittedly it isn't, then Superman is more like a vast lake whose composition is only slightly changed when someone pisses it it.
It's rather a shame that so many cooks spoiled Siegel and Shuster's rather piquant broth quite so quickly. It is worth going back and tasting their original flavour from time to time: it really is fresher and crisper and more bracing than anything that was added to it afterwards. But the broth was well and truly spoilt, and Action Comics # 1 now has almost nothing to do with Superman. So many ingredients – Jor El and Jimmy Olsen and Lex Luther, to say nothing of Kandor and Krypto and Kryptonite were added by subsequent hands. Even I am not pedantic enough to say "Superman's news paper is really called the Daily Star, not the Daily Planet, because that's what Siegel and Shuster originally wrote." All Star Superman is connected to Action Comics # 1 only in a manner of speaking, like the lumberjack who said that he still used his grandfather's axe, but admitted that it had had a new handle and perhaps a new head.
There are fans for whom post-Kirby New Gods does matter: it is quite possible to be a fan of Darkseid and never to have read New Gods. There are websites that straightfacedly say that The Great Darkness Saga is the "greatest" Darkseid story.
They are wrong.
(continues)
DOES DC COMICS APPALLING OPPORTUNISTIC CORPORATE PIECE-OF-SHIT MONEY-GRABBING WATCHMEN RIP-OFF REALLY MATTER?
if you do not enjoy this, then you will almost certainly not enjoy Who Sent The Sentinels ("the finest analysis of Watchmen that I have so far read" -- Eddie Campbell)
In the movie "A Mighty Wind"
the bland Weaver-esque Main Street Singers take to the stage at a big
folk benefit gig and immediately ask the audience: "Does anyone
want to hear some folk
music?" In the same movie, the more-authentic-than-thou
Folksmen find themselves arguing that The Star Spangled Banner and Purple Haze are
examples of folk music. Anyone who's ever been to a concert felt a cringe of recognition.
Folk singers are indeed pretty self-conscious about
being folk singers. It
isn't just Steve Knightley howling "we need roots":
it's Jim Moray charmingly asking
the audience if they know what a Child Ballad is, and Chris Wood
paying tribute to "Anon" as the greatest songwriter who
ever lived. It sometimes feels as if folk music is the main thing which folk music is about.
So
what is folk music? Mark Slobin is an academic. He studies something
called ethnomusicology and he doesn't know. It would be fair to say
that much of what he is interested in -- Hungarian marraige
ceremonies and the state appropriation of peasant music in the old
Soviet nations -- wouldn't be recognised as folk music by the average English or American concert goer. The only modern English
singer who appears in his index is Kate Rusby. Bob Dylan is mentioned
in passing
He
does think there is such a thing as folk music and that we know it
when we see it. But he throws up his hands in despair when looking
for a definition. The nearest he gets is a quote from One Of Those
Sociologists who had did a research project in which he talked to
every folk group, god help him, in Milton Keynes. "There
can be no real definition of folk music, beyond saying that it was
the kind of music played by those who called themselves folk
performers" he concludes.
That's actually a good deal more
helpful than it sounds. It's like "Science Fiction". You
can define it so widely that Jane Eyre is sci-fi (it involves
telepathy) or so narrowly that Star Trek is not (warp drive? warp
bollocks, more like) but we know which would be more likely to be
discussed at a sci-fi convention.
Last week I went to the Frome Folk
Festival. I listened to songs which poor people really did listen to in the days before the gramophone (e.g Spiers and Boden singing All Along And Down A Lee) and songs that were more or less sophisticated pastiches of
that kind of thing (e.g Steve Knightley's Transported). But I also heard
modern compositions by young men with guitars who wanted to explain in
some detail how they felt about the girl who had dumped them; and a
band playing middle eastern instrumental numbers on instruments I
didn’t recognise. And lots of Morris Dancing. One sort of see why
they all go together, where, say, a Beatles cover band wouldn't have
done, but what did they actually have in common? Slobin cites another
academic who says rather desperately "Acoustic instruments
that can be heard by everyone within earshot, a certain musical
simplicty and acccessible thoughtful understandable lyrics are the
most commonly quoted reasons for an interest in contemporary folk
music"
Not that specific definitions aren’t
possible: when I interviewed a couple of local promoters last year, I
was told in no uncertain terms that folk music was lyrics-based
song-writing using open tunings and avoiding blues changes. Very
true, no doubt, but not the kind of definition which would interest
your average ethnomusicologist. .
Slobin is very interested in the
trajectories of individual songs: where they come from; where they go; what they are for. Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star is almost his archetypal folk song: everyone knows it;
no-one knows or cares who wrote it; but it gets passed on from
parents to children because it can be used as a singing game or a
lullaby. Indeed, I think “song with a use” might be a possible
definition of what Slobin means by folk music. A song's use might be to encourage everyone on a chain gang to dig in time with each other; or to encourage your team to score goals, or to calm down a stroppy baby. He claims that a
western ologist once played a piece of popular American music to a
Native American and asked him what he thought of it. The Navajo said
that he couldn’t say if he liked it or not until he knew what it
was good for. A lot of people in the book seem to produce these kinds
of gnomic aphorisms. "You and your dried words...The meaning
of my words is in the moisture of my breath which carries them"
"To you, they are words: to me, they are voices in the forest."
I suppose traditional peoples really do speak like that. But is seems
suspiciously close to how hippies and folkies would like
them to speak.
For something to really be
folk music, as opposed to performance art which some professional
musician has given that label, it needs to be circulating without an
author "out there" in the musical culture. Playground
rhymes and football chants are about the closest we can get,
nowadays, and they hardly count as “music” by most people’s
definition. (You wouldn't buy them on a CD or listen to them at a
concert, would you?) Didn't the Opies find that, when they asked
children to sing them songs, they literally didn't understand what
they were being asked for? The whole idea of music turns out to be
another one of those pesky Western constructs. Slobin thinks that a Muslim might
literally not understand that we regard the call to prayer and the
songs a mother sings to her baby as two examples of the same kind of
thing.
Football
songs or a playground chants are anonymous: silly words just get stuck onto classical
tunes, pop tunes, and very often hymns. But then, a great number of Woody Guthrie's songs were simply new words to old tunes: in some cases, he didn't do much more than take a hymn and substitute the word "union" for the word "Jesus". American folk's most holy martyr, Joe Hill, was writing what a science fiction fan would easily identify as "filk". Slobin talks about a process of “folklorization” whereby something which had a
known author is passed from listener to listener, possibly changing
in the process, and thus enters the musical culture. A pop song or an
advertising jingle can easily become "folklorized" in this
way; swapping songs on YouTube might even be a modern version of
folklorization.
Slobin
is skeptical about the existence of a dying oral folk tradition in
rural England and the American south which Cecil Sharp and John Lomax
fortuitously preserved. Barbara Allen may be the most frequently
collected Anglo American song (that is: many different
collectors have heard different people singing different versions of
it in different places) but it had been very frequently written down
and published before the
big revival. (*) The people who sang it to Cecil Sharp might very well have learned it from songbooks or even early gramophone records. He demonstrates that John Lomax learned the the cowboy
song "I ride an old paint..." in a saloon in 1908, although
he learned it, not from a real cowboy but from another college
educated folklore student. It was published by Carl Sandburg in "The Great
American Song Bag". Aaron Copland had used it as part of his
classical ballet "Rodeo" before Woody Guthrie recorded for
Alan Lomax. Gurthrie probably learned the song from the Sandburg book. But this
is okay, says Slobin because Guthrie re-folklorized it, adding
verses about the Oakies and the dustbowl migration. This doesn't seem
to me to amount to folkorization: it sounds to me like producing a
more heavily authored version, just like turning Casey
Jones into Casey Jones The Union Scab. (The Union Scab version is definitely Joe Hill's song.) Sloban
points out that there are now lots of performances of "I Ride an Old Paint" on
Youtube, including an anoymous lady in a cowboy hat and a chinese
child with a toy organ. Which rather makes it sound as if
“folklorization" just means “the song has been sung by lots of
different people over the years”
Which
isn't, come to think of it, a terrible definition. I
would guess that there are more extant recordings of Yesterday than there are of the Two Sisters; but each new version
of Yesterday consciously depends on the late Paul McCartney's
version of the song, and indeed, of George Martin's recording of him singing it; but
no single version of the Two Sisters depends on any other or supersedes any other. The song
is just out there and anyone can have a go at it.
I enjoyed the
sections about "Celtic" music and didgerydoos. It isn't
quite clear what Celtic music actually has to do with the Celts; it
isn't even clear what the different kinds of music which call
themselves Celtic have to do with each other: "no one has
identified traditional structural, meldodic or rhyhtmic elements that
can be isolated as Celtic". But it does seem as if Irish
people and Welsh people positively started to play what they at any
rate believed to be old songs because their languages were a lost
cause and their songs were something they could cling to and use to
represent what was theirs. (English teachers, as Welsh people never tire
of reminding us, used to beat children who they caught speaking Welsh
in school; they found it rather harder to stop their parents singing old Welsh songs at home). Modern music with the label "Celtic" is made by
professionals, played at concerts, sold on records. "It only
exists after it has been produced and marketed: It has not existence
outside of its commodity form." So how is it folk music?
Because, er, it doesn't sell too well, so the publishers market it on
their folk labels.
Lots of Irish and
Cornish people went to Australia, so Australian folk music can be
quite a lot like Irish music, and therefore distantly connected to
the Celtic thang, but apparently some Ozzie groups have transmogrified into, god help us, “folk rock bush bands” which incorporate the
didgerydoo but apparently not the wobbleboard. The didgerydoo doesn't
seem to have been that big a deal for the First Peoples; it was a
hollowed out log that that you blew down in certain religious
ceremonies, but it has become a signifier for Australian-ness and in
particular for the idea that the Aborigines were specially spiritual
and in touch with nature and stuff. It has a distinct sound, of
course (Jim Moray uses it in Leaving Australia and Christ
Ricketts in Bound For South Australia) but Slobin thinks
that it is the idea of the instrument -- what it symbolizes --
that has caused a separate musical sub-culture to grow up around it.
"Turned into a myth, the aboriginal's cultural essence
distills into a single object made from a log". The sound of
the didgerydoois thought by fans to be bound up with the Native Australians respect for
the environment, and fans think that just listening to it will help
you "reconnect with nature, earth energy and each other". They don’t seem to be playing traditional Native Australian tunes:
it's the instrument itself which is special.
This reminded me of
Joseph Campbell’s odd idea that free floating things called "myths",
shorn of their cultural context can return your mind to a blissful,
telegraph-wire free utopia. But it's also maybe not too far from
Steve Knightley's idea that our stories and our songs will connect
us with our roots, with all questions about who “we” are taken
for granted.
Ursula Le Guin famously said that she wrote science fiction because science fiction was what her publisher called the kind of thing she wrote: but folk music is a label which certain professional musicians wish to apply to the kind of thing they sing. Martin Carthy's Prince Heathen and Jim Moray's Lord Douglas are not part of any process of folklorization: they are the result of the conscious study of multiple written versions. (But I suppose that some folkies may sing Prince Heathen in Carthy's version and believe that they are singing something unchanged since the Olden Days.) Reading this book made me wonder if it's the label which is important, symbolizing something about the Olden Days for certain middle class English people in the way that the didgerydoo does for certain Australian hippies?
Chris Wood says that when he sings a song, he feels the ghost of the person who taught it to him standing behind him: but that person learned the song from someone else, so there is a long chain of ghosts standing behind him. You only really become a folk singer, he says, when you understand that one day you will be one of the ghosts. I don't think it matters very much whether that chain of ghosts is real or imaginary, any more than it really matters what aborigines did with their didgerydoos before white people arrived on their island. What matters is the idea.
(*) The haunting version of the song performed as part of the Cecil Sharp project doesn't sound as if it has been carefully honed by Anon to fit the needs of a new continent; it sound more like a product of misremembering and mishearing: "Sweet William died on a Saturday night, and Barbara on a Sunday; the old woman died for the love of both, she died on Easter Monday" sounds like a something out of a playground chant: the old woman has found her way into the story simply to provide a rhyme.
Dear God, I had forgotten how unpleasant mainstream audiences were. These aren't people who drifted in off the street; the tickets were hard to get; Laura’s last gig in Bristol sold out overnight: people must, like us, have leapt onto the website first thing in the morning to nab tickets while they were available. Maybe all the truefans had headed for the, er, mosh, and we foolish ones who had taken the front row of seating were surrounded by people who didn't really want to be there in the first place.
Yeah, I'm a grumpy old man and everything, I've read serious critics (well, Jule Burchill) arguing that only a total saddos listen to music: it’s there to subliminally affect your mood while you are doing something else like washing dishes or having sex. Someone on Facebook was surprised to be asked to shut up when he talked over the music at a Billy Bragg concert, and concluded that he’d wandered into some weird religious cult. Which is a fair point, actually.
So, they talked, all through the first support act, Pete Roe, a local singer with a guitar and a flat cap and some decent singery songerwritery tunes. They talked all the way through the second support, Timbre Timbre, who I concede was one of the most hopelessly misjudged performances I've ever seen, droning barely audible cod blues at an audience who were leaving in large numbers. They talked about Aunty Angela's lumbago, and about who that cute boy was who keeps showing up in the office canteen.
Maybe I've misread this: I'm used to concerts where the support is "someone who the main band like and want to give some exposure to" or "a local act the promoter thinks is quite good": maybe young people regard them on a level with the adverts before the movie. But they talked, gesticulating and raising their voices to be heard above the PA, actually seeming to have some kind of full scale domestic dispute, through the main act. Quite astonishing. Folkbuddy 1 (*) actually resorted to the old “don’t bother, he’s not worth it" gambit when I leaned forward, quite politiely, and said words to the effect of “Oh, please, be nice, he’s doing his best.” I’m a librarian. I tell people to be quiet for a living. A customer threatened to kill me the other day. What was the question again?
So, anyway, Laura Marling. I believe I understand why Laura has become A Phenomenon. There literally isn't anyone like her. She sounds like a young woman of about nineteen possessed by the spirit of the 70-year-old Bob Dylan: world weary, rambling, occupying some space between blues and folk-Americana, long, structureless narratives that you can’t make sense out of suddenly giving way to beautiful little melodic hooks; a sound that buzzes like a bumblebee on a hot day; a sometimes preposterous naivity – ("there's a house across the river but alas I cannot swim" could be taken for a child's skipping rhyme) with a horrible maturity behind it. There’s also a hint of the Kimya Dawson type baby-voiced antifolk patter in some of the poetry. The fact that she’s awfully English but singing in a more or less American idiom and sometimes accent makes her all the more unpinable down. I could list the brilliant songs on the fingers of one hand (Alas I Cannot Swim, Give Me To A Rambling Man, I Only Love England When Covered In Snow, It’s Not Like I Believe In Everylasting Love) and there are an awful lot of songs which are likeable only in so far as thy somewhat remind you of the good ones. But that's still more classic songs than many people manage in a career.
I thought that the purely or mostly acoustic numbers came through pretty well tonight, despite the audience; but I am not convinced by the addition of a band, which appeared to entirely drown out out the Suzanne Vega type recitative. She doesn’t have much stage presence or persona, but she makes a connection with her fans through sheer niceness.(She mentions in passing that the Colston Hall was the place where she went to her first gig: a young girl in the balcony calls down "This is my first gig!" "Well maybe in a few years you’ll be up here" she calls back.) And although I am in principle pleased that she’s fighting a one man rearguard action against pointless encores. ("If you want an encore, then that was my last song.") it gives the evening a rather anti-climactic finish.
Laura Marling picking away on a guitar, singing cryptic lyrics like an infinitely old little girl, I shall listen to again, but I am not quite sure I'll have the stamina to face another one of her concerts.