Tuesday, November 23, 2010

You. Could. Not. Make. It. Up.

The timing of the wedding has yet to be fixed. In a bizarre twist, it falls on the same date as Adolf Hitler's macabre marriage to Eva Braun as the Third Reich collapsed. The Nazi dictator married his long-time mistress deep in the Fuehrer's bunker below Berlin as the Russians closed in and the pair committed suicide together the next day. William and Kate are said to be planning a 'very traditional' ceremony to show Britain 'at its best' and intend to have as many people as possible inside the Abbey.

4 comments:

NickPheas said...

If you pick that scab hard enough do you expect to turn into a dragon?

Andrew Rilstone said...
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ZZ said...

The marriage occurring on the same day as her gallbladder surgery, local woman Emily Shribblebottom attributes the timing to a vast government conspiracy...

Andrew Rilstone said...

Very conveniently, the wedding is also taking place on the first day of the Bristol Folk Festival, saving me the bother of taking an extra day off work. But why is Bristol Folk Festival occurring on Hitler's wedding anniversary? Have FAF been briefed?