Items that I can cross of my Festival Bingo Card.
1: Ate a pasty.
2: Ate an ice cream (coffee flavored.)
3: Bought items I forgot to pack. (Where oh where do my tent pegs go?)
4: Drank beer in festival branded plastic cup.
5: Joined in chorus of Streets of London
6: Heard “Bound for South Australia”, twice.
7: Saw Nelson kill the Turkish knight, and also saw The Doctor bandage Donald Trump’s ear. (*)
8: Drank beer.
9: Personally sang mildly risqué folk song to audience of strangers in pub, to polite applauses. (**)
10: Joined in chorus of New York Girls on bus back to camp site.
Festival doesn’t officially start until tomorrow.
(*) Mummers Play
(**) here’s to the man who drinks real ale and goes to bed quite plastered / never buys his friends a round / never buys his friends a round / never buys his friends a round / cos he’s a miserable bastard
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