Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Reply Piece

 Someone wrote a thoughtful reply to my long essay on AI! 

It is worth getting up in the morning after all!!


Stephen Brohan

Reading and writing is a human activity in which we participate even if only as readers.


We make a mistake if we regard a piece of writing primarily as an artifact and talk about its meaning and value as though they are intrinsic to it as a thing.

Reading ERB I form a human contact with him. The activity of reading gives me a possibly illusory insight into his mind. He wanted readers and, despite his demise, I am doing something for him by reading him as he has done something for me by writing.

It's the value of the activity that is what reading and writing is all about.


As far as I know, AI doesn't want me to read it's output, and in reading AI work I am in a pathetic relationship with a rubber doll, rather than in a minor but real relationship with a human.


Response

1: "Reading and writing is a human activity in which we participate even if only as readers."


Agreed


2: We make a mistake if we regard a piece of writing primarily as an artefact and talk about its meaning and value as though they are intrinsic to it as a thing.


Partly agreed. There are certainly literary critics who very much think we should concentrate on the thing itself and try not to think about who made it and when and why. But there are other literary critics who think that actual poems barely exist outside of the conversations readers have about them. (Stanley Fish, who spent his life reading Paradise Lost, claimed not to know what "Paradise Lost" actually is.) Objects do have intrinsic qualities: we can agree that the statue is big and white and made of marble, and we can probably agree it represents a male figure. But it may be that it only represents King David because Michelangelo intended it to represent King David. And we need to know stuff about the Bible, and Michelangelo's patrons before we can say why he thought a big marble statue of King David was worth making. And once we know all that, "how does the statue makes you feel" is a question only I can answer.

I don't know if you are reading my series of essays on CS Lewis. He found a school text book which (allegedly) said that when we say "That waterfall is sublime" or "That sunset is beautiful" we are not talking about waterfalls and sunsets but only about our own feelings. He said that that kind of thinking would literally lead to the end of civilisation as we know it. But maybe thnigs that human artists make work differently from things which God made?


3.1 Reading [Edgar Rice Burroughs] I form a human contact with him.

I am not sure if I do. I have complained about all those Facebook Memes, which allege that reading Willard Price as a kid "took them to Africa" or that Anna Karenina and Jean Grey are more real to them than any of their friends. I don't quite believe that, either. When you are reading, you certainly form an impression of
the person who is telling the story from his words; and those words can't help giving you some impression of what the person who is telling the story is like. "The person who is telling the story" maybe very much like the writer who is actually typing the words, or the story teller may be another fictional character. (But, granted, it tells me something about the author that he created that fictional story teller.) 


All this is fine, but if you are not careful, you get caught up in a feedback loop: "By reading McBeth, I can tell that Shakespeare was a socialist, or a conservative, or straight, or gay. Therefore, McBeth can only mean what a socialist, or a conservative, or a gay guy, or a straight guy, would mean by it." 


Which is why I would rather concentrate on the words he definitely wrote. At any rate, I don't think that many readers of Gods of Mars spend a lot of effort working down the chain from Captain John Carter to Edgar Rice Burroughs the story teller to Edgar Rice Burroughs the actual typist. What they are enjoying is the sword-fights. 


3.2 The activity of reading gives me a possibly illusory insight into his mind.

It kind of does. I can definitely infer things about him from what he say -- he approves of honour, doesn't think slavery was too bad, idealises women but thinks they are mainly decorative, had romantic ideas about primitivism and noble savages, believes in Lamarkian evolution, has a thing about naked people, etc etc etc. But those are really comments about his books, not his mind. I think this even applies to much more autobiographical writers. I don't think I would particularly want to meet Proust or Knausgaard. What is interesting is the texts they have created out of their very ordinary lives. (A bit like the visual arts: people sometimes ask 'Why on earth is anyone interested in that particular bowl of fruit'. The answer is 'We aren't, we are interested in the skill and technique with which the painter has represented it on a canvass.')


This is quite an important difference, isn't it? Do you regard a work of art as a thing which someone has made or a medium for communion with other minds? (The answer is almost bound to be "A little from column A and a little from column B.) 


It reminds me a little of the discourse around an old Doctor Who story we had a while ago. One faction said "This story is racist; therefore, the script writer was racist; and you obviously shouldn't watch TV shows written by racists." The other faction said "I actually met the script writer, and he definitely wasn't racist, so the script can't be racist, so any racism you see in the story is coming from your own mind." I was kind of like "It's a TV show, with qualities, and one of those qualities is certainly racism, but that doesn't exhaust what there is to say about it." For many years the only music I loved was written by a proto-Nazi, so I have practice in this area. 


3.3 He wanted readers and, despite his demise, I am doing something for him by reading him as he has done something for me by writing.


Now, that's more in tune with my way of thinking. Edgar Rice Burroughs was a craftsman, and what he built was stories. What he wanted to do for me was to thrill and excite me, and possibly titillate me: to help me pass the time without wasting it. Granted some people -- like Ray Bradbury, I think -- have said that he also makes you think that there could be other worlds where things are done differently, and that's a political act. I don't entirely disagree. But mostly, I read him for the sword-fights. 


I picked Edgar Rice Burroughs as my precisely because he was a pulp writer. Perhaps to make the point work I needed to go further down the literary ladder: Enid Blyton and genre westerns and Saturday morning cartoons and soft pornography. Things that you read but wouldn't re-read: things that (to quote Prof Lewis again) you use rather than receive. You might say that if a book doesn't have meaning and significance beyond the bare thrill of finding out what happens next (or imagining yourself having lashings of ginger beer or sexytimes with a lady) it would be better not to read them at all. 


Who said that literature is worth some effort, but trash has to grab you from the first sentence? 


The Guardian Art Critic thought he could tell by reading a single sentence that Terry Pratchett wasn't Great Literature and therefore wasn't worth reading. FR Leavis said given George Eliot existed, there was no point in reading Dickens more than once or Thomas Hardy at all. I am not sure that is any way to live: I would rather say "The Birdie Song is not Beethoven's fifth symphony but then Beethoven's fifth symphony is not the Birdie Song."  


4: It's the value of the activity that is what reading and writing is all about.


Do you mean “That activity — making mental contact with the author — is the point of reading and writing?”

If so, I agree that it is one of the points, but not the only possible point. Did I read
Jerusalem (a mere 1,500 pages) because I wanted a quasi-relationship with Alan Moore? Or because I have enjoyed the ways he puts words and pictures together in the past? Or just because I wanted to say that I had read the complete works of Alan Moore? (Or are they all the same thing?) 


The idea of the author makes a difference. "The book was written by an elderly comic book geek who believes himself to be a magus" is a fact about
Jerusalem. I thought about this a bit when Neil Gaiman did whatever it was that Neil Gaiman has done. That nice chap with the shades who looks a bit like Dream and thinks we should make good art is certainly a component of Coraline and American Gods and now that nice chap doesn't or might not exist. It would have been much worse if (gods forbid) something bad had come out about Terry Pratchett. It didn't matter one way or the other about David Eddings. JK Rowling is a special case. (All discussions about books end with "JK Rowling is a special case.")



5: As far as I know, AI doesn't want me to read its output, and in reading AI work I am in a pathetic relationship with a rubber doll, rather than in a minor but real relationship with a human.


Well, there have been times in my life when I have had close relationships with objects made of synthetic fur and stuffed with sawdust. And with pieces of plastic with five points of articulation. And I am pretty sure that the point of Star Trek is my imaginary relationship with Captain Kirk, not with Gene Roddenbury.


I am not even completely sure that the man who purchases a rubber sex doll is pathetic. If he thinks it is a real person, that is pathological; and if he plays with the doll rather than going to the bar to meet actual women, that will probably reduce his long term happiness. Its worse than some things but better than others. 


I remember reading something on a problem page somewhere some time ago, in which someone recounted a very sad story about a woman who had lost a child, either to still-birth or else to SIDS, and was lavishing disproportionate attention on an elaborate figurine of a science fiction character. (Presumably Grogu!) The agony aunt said that, so far as she could see, this was as good and helathy a way of working through a terrible and complicated grief as any other. 


I admit that I have a bee in my bonnet about the "books are brilliant" memes on facebook. I think that they are probably typing the kinds of things that they think that people who like books ought to type about books that they like. But let’s assume they are talking about something real: it follows that (hold the front pages!) different people read books for different reasons." For some people, at least, "reading" means "experiencing a state of mind somewhere between an hallucination and a day dream." While the text is in front of their noses, they somehow feel they are actually on Mars or on the deck of the Hispaniola. They don't particularly feel they are in contact with the soul of Jilly Cooper or Dan Brown or that guy who writes the Reacher books.


Now, suppose you gave that kind of reader a book. And suppose he looked up from it and said "By Crom! I have been utterly transported to Mars! I could utterly see the Therns riding Oliphaunts to Mordor, and felt that I myself was chastely stoking Deja' Thoris's incomparable buttocks." And suppose you then revealed that the book was not written by a human, but generated by a computer. I think he would say that it didn't matter. And you might say that it ought to matter. And he might say that it didn't matter that you thought it ought to matter.

My Dad used to tell me that I couldn't possibly really be enjoying
Blakes Seven: I was just pretending that I liked it to vex him. 

Actually, I think that the computer generated day-dream generation device would simply fail: the reader would read the words but not be transported to Jane Austen's England by them. Writers, however low-brow, have a skill in creating mental illusions that computers can't achieve. Or can't achieve yet. 


My question was "If an AI could convincingly emulate the work of a human author (which I don't think it can) would it matter?" I am not sure that we have got beyond "It would matter because it would not have a human author."

Friday, September 04, 2026

Liar Pieces

Patreon supporters are currently getting to read pages ripped from my writers diary: a little more chatty and personal than my main essays.



Liar Piece

I have started doing morning pages again.

Anyone who has ever tried to write will know about the theory of “free writing” or “morning pages”, where, instead of getting down to actual work, you procrastinate by typing whatever drivel comes into your head and never looking at it again. 

There are a number of theories about why this helps. I just read a book by Steven Pressfield, who is best known for writing a very macho novel about golf. I assume it is a macho book: I can’t imagine that he would write a writers' guide in the persona of a shouty PE teacher and then write a novel in which the way to knock little balls into little holes is through self care, soft furnishing and accepting who your are. 

It is called The War of Art which I am not going to deny is a very clever title.....


Souvenir Piece

I am so very, very sorry.

In the last month, I have twice promised that I will write a particular article “when I get a Round Tuit.” 

Which is a really smug, unfunny joke, derived from a piece of seaside souvenir shop tat, and I hate myself for having referenced it. 

Do seaside souvenir shops even still exist? I am not thinking of the places which sell plastic buckets and spades for kids; and water bottles and sun-cream and deckchairs for grown-ups, along with inflatable toys that would be incredibly dangerous to use anywhere near the sea....


Coffee Piece

I am in Cafe Kino which used to be my regular hang out when I lived on Stokes Croft. 

The Boston Tea Party, which was at the bottom of St Andrews Road has closed, and still looks decrepit and boarded. Ironically, they have another branch just a few minutes walk from my new flat. There is a bakery that sells artisan cakes and coffee literally outside my window.

When I first arrived in Bristol there was only one single Boston, on Park Street, which stayed open until 10pm, and sold sandwiches at half price from about 9pm. 

There was a kind of writers group there on a Thursday, and it was a kind of hang out the rest of the week. Unbelievably they must have decided that staying open til 10 for the benefit of writers who only bought one cup of coffee and didn’t pay full price for the sandwiches wasn’t a viable business model. They now have branches everywhere: I suppose they are a chain, although they slightly retain the old bohemian feel...


Dead Politician Piece

Dick Gaughan wrote a wonderfully vitriolic song about a hellfire preacher who had been described by the Rev Ian Paisley as “a wee bit of an extremist”. The sleeve notes of the album add that apart from his views, Rev Jack Glass was a charming and urbane person.

Many, many years ago, the Guardian carried a series of interviews with some convicted sex offenders (after they had served their jail time). Like any good journalist, they had an eye for specific detail: one of the interviewees served rather fine Russian tea from a silver pot. Inevitably, a letters’ page correspondent fulminated that having good taste in tableware does not make it okay to molest kids.

I don’t think anyone was insinuating that it was....

Toilet Piece

I have a confession to make.

On my way home from Sidmouth, I used the Ladies’ lavatory at Wells Bus Station.

In my defence:

1: Both Gentlemen’s lavatories were out of order or otherwise unusable.

2: There were no women, or indeed anyone else, around.

3: It would have been a bit of a faux pas to have shit my pants on the number 373 bus....



I see teenagers in the library. And I talk to people with teenaged children. I am still just about young enough to know some people with teenage children. My friends all started a bit late, if they started at all. The wedding and Christening invites have finally dried up, but the funerals haven’t started yet. It appears that if you are a teenager, life revolves completely around something called REVISION. There are books about REVISION and packs of REVISION cards and whole TV programmes about REVISION.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety nine per cent perspiration. I am sure that is true. I am also sure that it is the sort of thing that someone who thinks that they are a genius would have made up in a post-Calvinist society. Hard work is virtuous; rich people worked hard; therefore rich people deserve to be rich.

I was very good at English Literature and pretty interested in History and Sociology. I don't consciously remember REVISING before my exams. I suppose I reread the text books and looked at my old essays and practiced writing new ones from memory?

I did sort of OK. Two Bs and a C and a 2/1 and a Masters....

Come over and have a look.







Monday, August 31, 2026

Slop [7]


Here is another thought experiment.  

Suppose there were a blogger who had an idea about writing comic strips. 

Writing about his life, say. 

And suppose that he couldn’t draw worth a damn. 

Now, if he took a generative art package and said “Generate a comic strip about my life” it would not be a very good comic strip and it would definitely not be about his life.

It would, in fact, almost certainly be slop.

But suppose the blogger wrote a script for the strip he wanted to write. Worked out what incidents he wanted to include. Broke it down into frames. 

Suppose he described the characters to the generative AI software,  and went through many iterations until the soulless algorithm had produced sketches he was happy with. 

And suppose he did the same with each location. 

And suppose he described each frame, and didn’t stop until he was happy with the result. 

“So, I want character 1 to go into location A, and notice that character 2 is already there, but he pretends not to see them, because he is embarrassed that he can’t remember their name, so character one walks over….”

And suppose the result is quite good. 

Has he outsourced his consciousness to a machine? 

Has he abnegated the whole concept of art? 

Or is he simply using an interesting new tool as if it were an interesting new tool? 


Is AI incapable of producing anything but slop?

Or is anything AI produces slop by virtue of it having been produced by AI? 


I don’t know what the point is, but I am pretty sure it isn’t that.


I have a habit of starting each day with some “improving” reading. A page or two from the Bible (I am still trying to get my head around Maccabees). Some poetry: I enjoyed the huge Being Alive anthologies, but am now reading some collected works of one or two of the poets whose names I underlined. An American named Alden Nowlan, since you asked. A little literary fiction (the short stories of Julian Barnes.) And I am always reading Books To Encourage Writers. The one I am reading at the moment is by a man named Seth Rodin. It is called The Practice. It is more drill sergeant than yoga retreat, with a strong overtone of Dragons Den. No such thing as talent...just showing up and putting the hours in...the only thing stopping you is you....etc etc etc.

But something which resonated with me was his emphasis on practice. Not in the sense of a guitarist practicing his chords or a tennis player practicing whatever it is a tennis player has to do to become adept at playing tennis. “Practice” in the sense of spiritual practice, in the sense of doing the same thing every day whether you want to or not. 

I have noticed that the signs in modern art exhibition often talk about the artists "practice". This seems to recognise that there isn't a clear demarcation between 'life' and 'art'. “Putting things on top of other things” and “Sitting in a bag” is much part of being an artist as actually producing paintings and sculptures.

What you as a writer or a painter or an artisan baker have to develop is your practice, says Rodin. The art is a by-product. But the better your practice, the better your art.

I’ve been working on this essay for, I suppose ten days. Semi-retirement (committing myself to writing full time) allows me to find a practice which suits me: I spent several days sitting in cafes writing and writing and writing and writing and since then have been sitting at my desk editing and editing and editing and editing--which includes a lot of deleting. And quite a lot of googling, I admit. And I am doing this because I like it, or if I am being cynical, I am doing it because I don’t know what else to do. 

“Nay” says the nay-sayer; if we do not stop it, right now, then AI will do your job. If AI really does get to the point where it can write a chatty but meaty article as well as a semi-retired librarian could have done, then there will be no jobs for writers. 

And definitely, that would be a shame. 

But what would I do if all the articles in all the papers and all the comic strips and all the movies and all the streaming boxed sets were being written by robots?

I think that what I would do would be to get up, read a few pages of poetry, and then write, write, write, write and edit, edit, edit, edit. Because that is what I do. Because that is who I am. And because I don’t know what else to do.

And I very much assume that the same thing is true of painters and musicians and artisan bakers as well.


Sunday, August 30, 2026

Slop [6]

I still have a fondness for the novellas of Edgar Rice Burroughs. He wrote ten and a bit John Carter of Mars novels, and an impressive twenty-four Tarzan stories. I think we can agree that, except to the eye of love, any one of his books is very like another. [6] The same goes for love stories, cowboy stories, stories about rainbow fairies and even, dare I say it, stories in which men and ladies take their pyjamas off and get up to very naughty things together. 

Nothing would please me more than if someone found that there were ten more John Carter stories that I had somehow neglected. But what is to stop you putting the entire Burroughs corpus into a generative AI package and asking Mr Chat-Bot to generate Chapter One of the unwritten sequel to Skeleton Men of Jupiter? Or, even better, to write the book that everyone wishes the Master of Adventure had written: Tarzan on Mars. 

And let us suppose you handed me that first chapter, and I honestly couldn’t tell that it wasn’t by ERB.  Suppose that I said “That is one of the most enjoyable pastiches I have ever read…. Please give me Chapter 2.” 

And suppose you said “But actually, it’s AI slop.” 

ERB was very good at what he did; but his writing had no discernible literary merit, and furthermore, he is safely out of copyright. So would it really matter that there was no human consciousness behind the new story: that the words were spat out of a word-spitting machine that could not possibly care about honour and sword-play and rescuing incomparable ladies from nasty green people?

But perhaps you stick to your radium guns. It is a silly question. The scenario could never arise. The machine might possibly produce some sentences in a slightly over-written Edwardian patois; and even some dramatic incidents; but without any of the verve and energy and certainly none of the manic world building that made Edgar Rice Burroughs so seminal. 

And if you are right, we have no problem. The definition of “the soul” is the ability to convincingly mimic successful 1930s magazine hacks.


Here is another secret. If the twelfth John Carter novel had, after all, been written by a talented human being, then in certain moods, I might find that to be a drawback. I might prefer the convincing AI version. 

Sometimes, when I am reading a comic book, I find myself thinking “This is not a Spider-Man story: it is simply some writer making up a Spider-Man story. A good Spider-Man story: a Spider-Man story better than I could have written myself; but still, some guy is making it up out of his head. I can’t accept it as what really happened to Peter Parker. It doesn’t have what Chaucer called auctoritas. And stamping the word “official” on it doesn’t magically confer that authority upon it. 

I would have loved it if Stan Lee and Steve Ditko had produced some fresh issues of Amazing Spider-Man before they passed away. I would love it if a cache of unpublished pencils and scripts had been found in Steve Ditko’s hide-out. I would love it if I could reach into a parallel world where the two never quarrelled and they continued to produce comic books together through the seventies, the eighties, the nineties. 

And when the mood is upon me, I think I could more easily convince myself that a Generative AI synthesis of “What Stan and Steve would have written next” would feel more…authentic….than “what some kid called Joe Kelly made up last week.”

A journalist once told a TV chef (Clarissa Dickson Wright) that it was all very well to go on and on about wholesome home cooked food, but some people preferred to eat at McDonalds.

 She replied “Well, they shouldn’t.” 

And maybe that is the point. I want (In certain moods) an infinite number of new episodes of Amazing Spider-Man by Steve Ditko and Stan Lee—but I shouldn’t. 

I would like there to be a hundred John Carter of Mars novellas—but I shouldn’t. 

I would like there to be a whole nother season of Tom Baker Doctor Who stories—but I shouldn’t. 

What I should want is a human story teller telling Spider-Man tales in the way they would tell them; not in the way Stan Lee would have told them. I should want someone to crate a new superhero based on his own life experience. Ideally, I should want not to still be reading superhero comics at my age.  

And anyway: it’s not the sort of wish even the most powerful djinn could grant. Doting parents sometimes say to their baby or toddler “I wish you could stay like this forever” but they don’t really mean it.  A moments thought reveals that “like this” means “at the stage where you are doing everything for the first time; where you are learning a new things or exhibiting a new behaviour every day”: where you are perpetually changing. A baby that never changes would be a plastic doll. To wish that Stan Lee and Steve Ditko never quarrelled is to wish that Spider-Man never existed: the classic issues are as they are because the creatives were not getting on. Similarly, It is pointless to wish for “more” Doctor Who stories from an era when the programme, and the lead actor’s characterisation, was in a constant state of flux. 

I can envisage an AI producing sixty four Fantastic Four comics in a pretty fair approximation of Jack Kirby’s style. I can even envisage the AI producing something that is superficially more sophisticated than the thing which it is copying.

The Fantastic Four, but less sexist.

The Fantastic Four, but Galactus dies.

The Fantastic Four, but we actually get to see Aunt Petunia. 

What I cannot envisage is an AI reworking a defunct publishing house’s stable of second rate super-heroes into a multi-layered existential meditation on the nature of power. 


So there you have it. 

“The soul is that quality possessed by Alan Moore, but not by John Byrne.” 

I think that is a pretty good punchline.



6: Jeeves: “Except to the eye of love, one West Highland terrier looks very much like another West Highland terrier, sir”



Saturday, August 29, 2026

Slop [5]


May I share something with you?

As I type these exact words that I am typing, I am sometimes quite conscious of thinking, not “how shall I express in the mortal tongue the very deepest thoughts of my heart” but “what word, or group of words, most naturally follow the word, or group of words, I have just typed.”

Why did I type “typed” at the end of that sentence, when I could just as well have written “written”?

I think I typed “typed” because it was not the word that most naturally came next. There is a tiny, homeopathic quantity of humour in a sentence which ends in a slightly unexpected way. I was probably remembering, or hoping that you would remember, Truman Capote’s remark about the Beat Poets. “That isn’t writing, it’s just typing”. And also Harrison Ford’s famous bonne motte: “George, you can type this shit, but you sure can’t say it.” 

And as a matter of fact, my kind of writing is a lot closer to Keroac’s than it is to Capote, so I arguably am typing rather than writing. But the word came first, as St John said: the possible meanings occurred to me after I had put it down. That’s what John Lennon told the obsessive drifter in the footage in the Imagine movie. “You just take words, and you stick them together, and you see if they have any meaning. Some of them do, and some of them don’t. 

“What comes next” is very often “What sounds as if it should come next”, particularly if you are the kind of writer who likes to quote other writers and falls into their rhythms and cadences. I noticed quite recently how much of my style comes straight out of Stan Lee—specifically the Stan Lee of  Origins of Marvel Comics. There is some Basil Brush and some CS Lewis in there as well, of course, but its mostly Stan. But then the Stan Lee voice descended fairly directly from Groucho Marx. So, in point of fact, did Basil Brush’s. 

I type what sounds right: but it makes sense anyway. That's the funny part  [1]

We are talking about influence, something that writers are notoriously anxious about. But I wonder to what extent “influence” and “creativity” are two sides of the same golden doubloon? [2]

TS Eliot believed in a “great tradition” where every previous writer exerts influence on every subsequent one; and that the great artists were not the ones who expressed their individuality, but rather, the ones who most perfectly allowed the tradition to speak through them.  

In Murder in the Cathedral, he said that the martyr was the most perfect Christian because he no longer desired anything for himself, not even to be a perfect Christian. (Groucho Marx knew TS Eliot: he read McTavity the Mystery Cat at his funeral.)

Indeed, Eliot’s thought that “Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal”. The folk-process has turned this one-liner into “good writers borrow; great writers steal.”

So if generative AI is, as is sometimes alleged, nothing more than a “gigantic plagiarism engine”, in what way is it not potentially the greatest writer and the most mature poet that the world has yet seen?

I don’t think that I have found the answer: but I am pretty sure that I have now worked out what the question is. [3] 


Some people say that there are no original books: there is only the intersection of multiple influences. This essay and Paradise Lost and the Hallmarked Man are simply the accumulation of the writers’ expectations about what a long-form essay, a religious epic, and a cosy crime whodunnit ought to sound like. 

And some people would go further to say that the are no authors: Andrew Rilstone and John Milton and JK Rowling are convenient labels to apply to bundles of influences. 

We falsely imagine “Minds” and “Egos” and “Selves” as lumps of plasticine that are moulded by family and education—and media and politics and religion and the class struggle. Or else we imagine that there is a little puppet living inside our brains, the strings of which are yanked by forces outside us. But the awful truth is that there is no puppet to manipulate and no clay to mould. Take away all the things which influence me, and what you are left with is absolute zero. 

Richard Dawkins and Ellon Musk speak in terms of minds that can become infected with memes or viruses. In principle, those minds could be inoculated against harmful invasive ideas like religion and empathy. But on this view there is no “mind” to be infected. It’s memes all the way down.  [4]

And so it turns out that is what we have been talking about. Not terrible posters for sea shanty gigs, but the very existence of the soul. 


Christian apologists sometimes argue that God must exist, because if he didn’t we’d be stuck in a mechanistic, amoral universe without ultimate meaning or purpose. Some atheists have responded that since a mechanistic, amoral, meaningless universe is quite plainly what we do live in, there obviously isn’t a God. 

CS Lewis argues that since we live in a universe where right and wrong exist independently of any individual’s beliefs and any society’s moral norms, there must be a supernatural force from which those standards derive. It would be trivial to respond that since we live in a universe which plainly doesn’t care one way or the other about human morality, there is no evidence for any such higher power.

Aren’t we in danger of falling into the same loop?

If neither humans nor AIs have “souls” there would in principle be no difference between a work of art produced by a great artist, and a work of art generated by a sophisticated algorithm. But since there plainly is a difference--since what the machine produces is Slop and what the human produces is Art, it follows that humans have “souls” and machines do not. 

But the counter-argument works equally well: if Generative AI could produce art which is indistinguishable from that of a great artist, either algorithms have souls, or else you and me and JK Rowling and everyone else who has ever existed has only ever been a soulless algorithm. [5]



1: Alan Moore’s remark about clairvoyance in From Hell. "I made it all up, and it all came true anyway. That's the funny part."

2: Harold Bloom wrote a book about poetry called The Anxiety of Influence. Some day I intend to read it.. (cf Groucho Marx "From the moment I picked up your book to the moment I put it down, I couldn't stop laughing. Some day I intend to read it.)

3: Douglas Adams shaggy dog story about the question to the ultimate answer, obviously; but also the joke about the cure to which there is no known illness; Churchill’s remark about El Alamein not being the beginning of the end but possibly being the end of the beginning; and perhaps Terry Pratchett’s remark about not having found God but perhaps having found the place where gods come from.

4: The story sometimes attributed to Bertrand Russell: "If the world rests on the back of a turtle, what does the turtle rest on" "Another turtle" "And that turtle?" "It's turtles all the way down.

5: CS Lewis, talking about the afterlife after his bereavement: "If Joy is not, then she never was. I mistook a cloud of atoms for a person. There aren't, and never were, any people."